Hardcourt Patterns

By: Gustav Hoiland

Jan 06 2013

Category: bike polo

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Aperture:f/2.8
Focal Length:100mm
ISO:3200
Shutter:1/250 sec
Camera:Canon EOS 5D Mark III
De-Sphered

Yesterday I did a profound thing indeed. An action that I had not considered possible, within reach of my mortal abilities. Or rather it never occurred to me as a thing worthy of thought, too easily dismissible by my decades of daily practice. What, you may ask, was this achievement? Listen close.

I put on my jeans with a single hand.

Two legs, complex friction coefficients involving cylindrical surfaces, alternating weight distribution with balance considerations, zipper and button mechanisms, etc. And a toothbrush in the other hand. It should be noted that the quality of bristle-to-tooth interaction suffered mightily during this process.

What?

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