Hardcourt Patterns
By: Gustav Hoiland
Category: bike polo
| Aperture: | f/2.8 |
|---|---|
| Focal Length: | 100mm |
| ISO: | 3200 |
| Shutter: | 1/0 sec |
| Camera: | Canon EOS 5D Mark III |
De-Sphered
Yesterday I did a profound thing indeed. An action that I had not considered possible, within reach of my mortal abilities. Or rather it never occurred to me as a thing worthy of thought, too easily dismissible by my decades of daily practice. What, you may ask, was this achievement? Listen close.
I put on my jeans with a single hand.
Two legs, complex friction coefficients involving cylindrical surfaces, alternating weight distribution with balance considerations, zipper and button mechanisms, etc. And a toothbrush in the other hand. It should be noted that the quality of bristle-to-tooth interaction suffered mightily during this process.
What?
Gustav Hoiland 
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